Jokes
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.Jim: What happened to your first three wives?
Joe: They all died, Jim.Jim: How did that happen?
Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.Jim: How terrible! And your second?
Joe: She ate poison mushrooms.Jim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too?
Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.Jim: I see, an accident. Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.
Joe: They all died, Jim.Jim: How did that happen?
Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.Jim: How terrible! And your second?
Joe: She ate poison mushrooms.Jim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too?
Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.Jim: I see, an accident. Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.