One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "Where's Eve?
" He asked."Well," said Adam, "She started to bleed. This happens every month or so.""So where is she?
" asked God."Well, she went down to the river to wash up." replied Adam."Darn," said God. "Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish!"

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