The Yoko Club?
- Oh no.The German philosophy club?
- I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?
- Pardon me?
The Arafat club?
- Yessir.The Alzheimer's club?
- Forget it.The Ebert movie club?
- Roger.The Groucho Marx club?
- You bet your life.The Peter Pan club?
- Never. Never.The Japanese theater club?
- Noh.The quarterback club?
- I'll pass.The Rhett Butler club?
- I don't give a damn.The compulsive rhymers club?
- Okey-dokey.The Spanish optometrists club?
- Si.The anti-perspirant club?
- Sure.The pregnancy club?
- Conceivably.The Procrastinator's Club?
- Maybe next weekThe Self Esteem Builders?
- They wouldn't accept me anywayThe Agoraphobics Society?
- Only if they meet at my houseThe Co-Dependence Club?
- Can I bring a friend?
The Prayer Group?
- God willing!

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