It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
"Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my' gator."In a cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow - one person was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ----It would be a good idea to just leave them there.Legal Business Card: Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe Attorneys at LawA countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. ...Benjamin Franklin.An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?
" "Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?
"Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.Q: What's the difference between a dead dog lying on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A1: Take your foot off his head?
A2: No.

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