Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?
Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?
Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
Directions: Fuck off.Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!Business: I hate this fucking job.Oedipal: Motherfucker.The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history:Where the fuck is all that water coming from?
-Captain of the TitanicThat's not a fucking real gun.-John LennonWho's going to fucking know?
-President NixonAny fucking idiot could understand that.-Albert EinsteinWhat the fuck was that?
-Mayor of HiroshimaIt fucking does "so" look like her.-PicassoHow the fuck did you work that out?
-PythagorasYou want "what" on the fucking ceiling?
-MichelangeloFuck a duck.-Walt DisneyScattered showers my fucking ass!-NoahPick up the fuckin' phone!-E.T.Fuck Logic!-SpockI can't breathe in this fucking thing!-Darth VaderFuck I'm hungry!-Ghandi!Do or do not, there is no fuckin' try!-Yoda

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