There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, "do you want to live with your dad?
" the kid says "no! he beats me!". The judge says,"you want to live with your mom?
" "no! she beats me too!".So the judge says, "who do you want to live with then?
"The kid says, "The Cleveland Browns...they can't beat anybody!"

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