Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?
s response times. ?
Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,?
bragged one, ?
we?
ve cut our emergency response time by ten percent.?
?
Not bad,?
the second paramedic commented. ?
But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we we cut our average time by 20 percent.?
?
That?
s nothing said the third paramedic. ?
Since our ambulance driver passed the bar exam, we?
ve cut our emergency response time in half!?

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